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story of the day:

"Platypus and slut fish" by jeff and nicole

so i went down to the river to catch me some fish but instead i caught me some stds cuz by fish i ment dirty hookers in fish costums i think it must have been the heat caus man i sure was beat so i hopped in my van & ran into a man who told me my future which was dirty hookerness all over & more stds all over from those danm slut fish & they smell like fish cuz they were sluts that liked sex & my nickname is "dos cientos cuarenta y siete" which in the laguage of the alltel means 37 std boy except for the fact that i was actually a woman before i had my sex change AND the fact that i was a platypus in my previous life & i built dams with my bitchin tail (which i still do by the way) cuz i have a tail oviously but anyways back to my story of how i was a fisherman i was there with my big pole ready to "cast my line" when all of a sudden something hit me from behind & i felt a prick in my spine it turns out it was my wife from my earlier life as a platypus her name was booshay shay which in platypoos is disrty fish slut so i have stds from her too I carry stds liek playing cards the red kind. my slogan is "gada catch em all" i keep a list of them on my wall but i have checked em all then i died of them all. the end.

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